Sean Hegarty's enraged battle with cutting edge software has reached new heights, it has been revealed. World scrutiny has now turned to two bricks in his backyard, which block the entrance to the Elaborate Underworld Beneath his house. Hegarty has partially dislodged one of the bricks, and is threatening to completely remove both.

Doing so would allow denizens of the Elaborate Underworld Beneath unrestricted access to the sunlit world above, including its shopping malls. In a rare display of unity, spokespeople for all known organisations have strongly protested.

Hegarty is still pointing the finger of blame at the Movable Type organisation, and charging them with "at least some" of his current mental degradation.

The Movable Type organisation, and both bricks, were unavailable for comment.