I stumbled on your Sonata while using a search engine to research the use of computers with autistic children. I almost didn't read it because the code in bold near the top jumped out at first glance. I wasn't looking for computer jargon articles.
Then something else caught my attention -- the first line that begins with [space] -- and I decided to give it a chance. So glad I stayed with it from beginning to end. Very funny. Do you write other funny stuff?
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