Still, I seriously envy the single-fork people. Better to have one fork than ninety-four forks, and such a huge pile of junk under the stairs that sometimes you can't sleep at night. I think the mind subconsciously tries to process all the junk while you sleep. It has to be saner to have one fork than ninety-four forks and a house full of clutter.
But maybe you could get a spare emergency fork, just in case the main one falls down the side of the couch.
P.S. Also better to have only one fork in the house than only one CD. I have 5 new CDs now, thanks.
Posted by QDF at April 10, 2003 08:52 PM