Sean, I'm grievously concerned that there's been a subtle reference to some kind of dessert fork, or God forbid, splades. Because seriously, if you have a splade in your house, I can't ever read your blog again. And I'm highly concerned about the implication that you eat your toast with either a fork, or - a straw.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Military genius, my ass.

Posted by Fiona at April 15, 2003 09:05 PM

I've heard that casus belli is some class of fancy-pants fork.

Posted by Fiona at April 15, 2003 09:14 PM

In your time of conflict I shall pray for peas.

Posted by chris at April 15, 2003 09:47 PM

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